Deck the Halls With 'Desert Deals': 'Extremely Upset' Prince Andrew Finds New Royal Patrons With UAE Elite After King Charles Christmas Snub

Prince Andrew, 64, is reportedly plotting a dramatic relocation to the Middle East, where he could escape the relentless scrutiny of the British press and start a new chapter in his embattled life.

Following a series of scandals and ongoing tensions with his royal relatives, whispers suggest the Duke is eyeing countries like the United Arab Emirates or Bahrain as potential new homes.

Insiders reveal Andrew is "sick and tired of being painted as a pariah in the British media." His longstanding connections in the Middle East could provide the perfect backdrop for a fresh start.

"Andrew has a vast array of contacts in the region and could lead a meaningful life there," a close friend of the royal shared, hinting that the Duke sees this as a golden opportunity to reframe his reputation "with desert deals" far from the glaring spotlight of the British tabloids.

The Duke’s potential move comes on the heels of heightened tensions with King Charles III, 76, who has reportedly drawn a firm line in their already strained relationship.

Sources close to the palace reveal that Andrew has been excluded from this year’s Christmas festivities at Sandringham, a painful blow for the embattled royal. Adding fuel to the fire, there are whispers that the King is pressuring Andrew to vacate his longtime residence, the Royal Lodge in Windsor, compounding the Duke’s woes.

Andrew’s troubles have only deepened following allegations of his association with a Chinese spy, Yang Tengbo. This revelation has reignited calls for the Duke to withdraw from public life entirely.

Critics argue his continued presence in the U.K. is damaging to the monarchy's reputation. A potential move to the Middle East, where he enjoys strong relationships, could be the solution to avoid further controversies.

The plan to relocate mirrors the path taken by his nephew, Prince Harry, 40, who famously stepped away from royal duties and moved to California in pursuit of independence. Like Harry, Andrew appears to be seeking refuge away from the constraints of royal life, although his motivations stem more from scandal than choice.

While nothing has been confirmed, the prospect of Andrew establishing himself in the Middle East reflects his desperation to escape the relentless scrutiny in Britain.

"Whether he chooses the opulence of Abu Dhabi or the tranquility of Bahrain, one thing is clear: Prince Andrew is determined to rewrite his narrative — far from the House of Windsor," a royal source revealed.

Analysts say the King must maintain a relationship between enforcing his vision for the monarchy and preserving peace in his family.

On the flip side, some insiders believe that, despite past controversies, the Duke and Duchess of York have remained loyal to the Crown.

Buckingham Palace has remained tight-lipped regarding the situation, adhering to its policy of not commenting on individual security matters. Nonetheless, this incident underscores the challenges the monarchy faces in safeguarding its integrity amidst evolving global threats.

The Daily Beast reported on Andrew's UAE move.